How do you get your computer to talk to you at the welcome screen? ?

[proud fatty]

How do you get your computer to talk to you at the start up screen that comes up after you have put in your password. I want the computer to say welcome or something like that. I have vista.

[AlwaysWondering]

is vista aol? on aol you go to Settings, then Environment and aol sounds will be shown. you click on change and you can have celebrities welcome you if you like. its fun. good luck